Chris Chong Does Interesting Things

In a world of mundane, average teenagers, Chris Chong does not strive to be interesting. It comes Naturally.

How to be Interesting

Typical positioning for group shots

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Posted by Chris Chong at 11:53 PM

Chris Chong: Christopher Chong was born February 1 1994 to parents Sunny and Nancy Chong, immediately following his birth he was thrown from the helicopter deep into the Malaysian Jungles for his state mandated start-of-life survival test. Upon completion of his mission Chris returned to his home in Seattle Washington where he took over a silverware distribution company. At the age of 3 he discovered morphine, advancing the medical field so greatly that President Clinton presented him with a medal. Shortly after the presentation Chris traveled back to his home country Malaysia to bring the newly discovered medicine to the native people. 6 Years later Chris took part in the American Revolution where he was severely wounded in the leg at the Battle of Lexington. Sent home on leave he discovered his love for bird watching where he met Rainn Wilson who helped him secure a role in the hit NBC comedy The Office. However Chris was excused 3 episodes into the filming of the 13th season for eating prop food. Penniless and starving, he wandered the streets of Hollywood 7 years before he died from a combination of tuberculosis rabies and poison ivy. He now operates a traveling midget circus in Nebraska.

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